joseph joestar:jotaro, i know we haven't been the tightest family, but i want you to tell little jolyne something for me when she's old enough to understand.
jotaro kujo:what is it, grandpa
joseph joestar:batman could not take superman in a fight and anyone who says otherwise is a liar.
jotaro kujo:grandpa, i don't-
joseph joestar:i have documented every single time batman has fought superman and have attached all available context and proof to show why the idea of batman beating superman in a fight is extreme bullshit and requires ridiculous amounts of outside help and extenuating circumstances